I’ve only been here a day or two and I’m already exhausted. Trust me, I feel your pain.
It’s like teachers don’t realize I have other classes and work to do in all of them. I figured the first week here would be a little easy, y’know—adjusting to the new school. But nope; we dove straight into it.

You’re delusional.
Already making accusations? Please, continue with the bantering and the taunts, it doesn’t affect me. 
This school has a really bad cheer squad.
Well why don’t you fix that?
I’m sure a pretty blonde like you has all the moves.

I’m Samantha, by the way.
And I’m more than willing to help you revamp the squad. If interested.
Well, my offer only comes around once so you might as well just clear your schedule.
I’m sure I can get you to extend the offer another time. If not, then your loss baby.

When are you free?
Hmm. I’m not too sure. I have a very busy schedule; I might have to get back to you sweetheart.
